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About: So if you took the greed out of the greedy Once-ler, this would be it. A shadowy inky thing with pointed teeth. Because it obviously makes sense.

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Anonymous asked: Do you always go after the well-dressed?

Greeeeed is always followed by impeeeeeecable taste!

Anonymous asked: maxwell is surely evil. did you know that he give The Forbidden Knowledge to the greedy human name wilson?

Oh. Oh I know indeeeeeed!

Such a fantaaaaaaastic individual to observeeeeee in this little woooooorld!

Anonymous asked: Wait.... I think I know who it is now.... -whispers- is it a demon by the name of Maxwell?

Indeed!

Deeeeeeemons are sooooo simple to maniiiiiipulate.

Deeeeeeemons are sooooo simple to maniiiiiipulate.

Anonymous asked: Who are up with now greed?

A raaaaaather… taaaaaall individual. I dooooo enjoy his floooooower, just a niiiiiiice accessssssory!

meddlesomepixie asked: AHHHH I'M SO HAPPY TO see you OwO I forgot to be quiet forgive me

Noooow noooooow, it’s just fiiiiine! The pleaaaaasure is miiiiiine.

I have enjoooooooyed my time with The Oooooonce-Ler, however I am a siiiiiiin, and I have come to fiiiiiiiiind myself within anoooooooother.

I have enjoooooooyed my time with The Oooooonce-Ler, however I am a siiiiiiin, and I have come to fiiiiiiiiind myself within anoooooooother.

I muuuuuuust come to admit that sooooomething is staaaaaarting to haaaappen to me.

Anonymous asked: Wait Greed? Are you back? I think I'm gonna scream man.

Do not be tooooo loud, now!